Frequently Asked Questions:

 

1. "So, Larry, what exactly is that song about?" - Well, funny you should ask... One fine Autumn day, I was walking my bass through some crisp fallen foliage and I spied what appeared to be a seasons-weathered, tiny drawing of a star-cluster in the shape of a dog on a leash. Bending over to take a closer look, I felt a sharp pain at the end of a chorus. By the time the discomfort had become less like cable-access and more like PBS, a large bird had swooped down like a verse, used my ear for an auditorium and, not surprisingly, made off with the little drawing. Never did get to read the caption below the star-cluster, though I thought it might have said something about love, or a restaurant. I hope that answers your question.

 

2. "Um, Lar, my friends and I are always having problems with our lovers. Issues of self-worth, respect, intimacy, world-view, politics, money, literature, viruses, furniture selection and placement, soy vs. dairy, acoustic vs. electric, top vs. bottom, and the toughest one of all: staying or going. Do you have any advice for us?"- Avoid network television, and get comfortable on the bottom.

 

Have a question? Ask me frequently, and I'll do my best to post a clear, definitive answer.